I am supposed to be writing a paper about medical anthropology that is due today, but I haven't been concentrating at all. Instead I've been reading up about these probable starting lineups for the World Baseball Classic (WBC) taking place in March. Yea... I know... I know. I'm taking a break from writing my usual presumptuous prose and dedicating this entry to sports.
Anyway...
Check out these sick (absolutely sick) lineups:
DOMINICAN REPUBLIC

Pictured: Albert Pujols
C: Miguel Olivo (Mariners) 1B: Albert Pujols (Cardinals) 2B: Alfonso Soriano (Rangers) 3B: Aramis Ramirez (Cubs) SS: Miguel Tejada (Orioles) LF: Manny Ramirez (Red Sox) CF: Jose Guillen (Nationals) RF: Vladimir Guerrero (Angels) DH: David Ortiz (Red Sox) SP: Pedro Martinez (Mets) SP: Bartolo Colon (Angels) SP: Odalis Perez (Dodgers) SP: Daniel Cabrera (Orioles) RP: Francisco Cordero (Rangers) Manager: Felipe Alou (Giants)
Now imagine if ARod were playing for this team too (he's ethnically Dominican). It'd be unfair. Indiscriminate slaughter bordering on genocide. The Dominicans could have a pitching rotation consisting solely of Jose Lima and they'd still blow their opponents out of the water.

VENEZUELA
Pictured: Johan Santana
C: Ramon Hernandez (Padres) 1B: Edgardo Alfonzo (Giants) 2B: Cesar Izturis (Dodgers) 3B: Carlos Guillen (Tigers) SS: Omar Vizquel (Giants) LF: Melvin Mora (Orioles) CF: Bob Abreu (Phillies) RF: Miguel Cabrera (Marlins) DH: Magglio Ordonez (Tigers) SP: Johan Santana (Twins) SP: Carlos Zambrano (Cubs) SP: Freddy Garcia (White Sox) SP: Kelvim Escobar (Angels) RP: Francisco Rodriguez (Angels) Manager: Ozzie Guillen (White Sox)
Stacked. I don't see weakness on this team except oldies in Alfonzo and Vizquel. And they're still pretty decent.

UNITED STATES

Pictured: Barry Bonds
C: Jason Varitek (Red Sox) 1B: Derrek Lee (Cubs) 2B: Craig Biggio (Astros) 3B: Scott Rolen (Cardinals) SS: Derek Jeter (Yankees) LF: Carl Crawford (Devil Rays) CF: Jim Edmonds (Cardinals) RF: ??? DH: Barry Bonds (Giants) SP: Roger Clemens (Astros) SP: Dontrelle Willis (Marlins) SP: Andy Pettitte (Astros) SP: John Smoltz (Braves) RP: Billy Wagner (Phillies) Manager: Bobby Cox (Braves)
God bless the USA. Great pitching. Just need to figure out who could play right field. This lineup consists of those who are confirmed they will be playing.

And of course... the scrubs:
CHINA

Pictured: The Beijing Tigers, three-peat champions of the Chinese Baseball League
C: Wang Wei 1B: Chen Qi 2B: Feng Fei 3B: Zhang Wei SS: Zheng Yu Feng LF: Lin Xiao Fan CF: Sun Ling-feng RF: Yang Guo Gang DH: Liu Guang Biao SP: Wang Chao SP: Wang Nan SP: Zhang Jian Wang SP: Su Chang-long RP: Li Wei Liang Manager: Li Bin
OK... if it were ping-pong or synchronized diving with a lineup like this, it'd be over.


Pictured: Ichiro Suzuki
Japan is looking pretty good too with Ichiro and Iguchi on board. And the legendary all-time homerun king of pro baseball, Sadaharu Oh is managing.
Other good teams include Puerto Rico and Cuba... I had a chuckle when I heard Mike Piazza is playing for Italy.
Yes the WBC should be very interesting indeed.

//Edit//
Apparently, Cuba was denied the right to play. Even though I don't know any of the Cuban players, they were probably quite a match against any national team. And it was our government's decision. Whoohoo! Way to continue to stoke the ire of the world in the most harmless of things!
I am going to stop updating because it is hard to keep track of who is playing and who is not. We shall wait for final lineups.
Yanks got Johnny Damon!!! Wow!  |